Inspired by a bumper sticker I tuned into 'light.fm' today. An ad was playing and the voice over said: "Millions of people in China live in darkness because they do not have access to ..."
How do you suppose this sentence ended? :
a) Candles
b)Fast Breeder Reactor generated power
c)Bibles

I suspect you can guess at the answer. The only thing that frustrates me more than the gullibility of superstitious god-botherers (how's that for a tautology) is my inability to find spontaneous profanity without reference to biblical characters or places.